Earthquakes and conspiracies addition..

I just realised something..
My theory about USA and CIA being the bad guys here, might not be as far fetched as i initially imagined ;)
This whole chain of "earthquakes" is brought on by the financial crisis and USA's construction industry.
They arrange for loads of buildings to be torn down (as a quake of 8,8 would tend to do), as to be able to offer loads of cheap premade houses.
As construction industry would start bringing in money, the banks would be able to lend out money again ( I think, I'm a med student, not an economist) and in that way strengthen the dollar.
Consequently, USA will not only be richer, but also "own" loads of countries.

Initially, the plan really was Cuba, as most american politicians have been aching to take control of it for at least the past 20 years or so.
However,a badly written 7 was turned into a 1 and they hit Haiti instead.
Didn't anybody notice how fast they were in offering their "services" ?
The plan is to make these quakes until they hit Cuba.

Part of the reasons for the misses aren't just bad number, but also because it's based on technology stolen from China last year, which really was developed by the mafia in Hong Kong to presicion- demolish opponent's buildings..